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Weeds Season 6 Episode 13 : “Theoretical Love Is Not Dead” Quotes
Theoretical Love Is Not Dead Quotes
Nancy: (to Guillermo) You look gay holding my purse.
Weeds Season 6 Episode 12 : “Fran Tarkenton” Quotes
Fran Tarkenton Quotes
Lars: So have you talked to your mom?
Silas: If you need her, you can’t find her.
Lars: Yeah, she was always hard to pin down. Except that one time. Bad joke, sorry.
Weeds Season 6 Episode 9 : “To Moscow, and Quickly” Quotes
To Moscow, and Quickly Quotes
Nancy Botwin: Since when do you plan to live in Denmark?
Andy Botwin: Since forever. That’s my Moscow; my shangri-la, my Pittsburgh, my candy mountain. Have you never read any Russian …
Weeds Season 6 Episode 8 : “Gentle Puppies” Quotes
Gentle Puppies Quotes
Doug: Wow. Your mother really needs to get laid.
Andy: What makes her so special? Who among us does not need to get laid? You don’t see us getting all grumpy. We rule. …
Weeds Season 6 Episode 7 : “Pinwheels and Whirligigs” Quotes
Pinwheels and Whirligigs Quotes
Nancy: Doug. Doug, I’m gonna pretend that you weren’t the reason that we were tracked down and ask you to watch Stevie for the afternoon.
Doug: Nance, I raised four kids. …
Weeds Season 6 Episode 6 : “A Shoe for a Shoe” Quotes
A Shoe for a Shoe Quotes
Ignacio: Come on, Cesar, where are you? Drives like my grandmother. On her left hand, she got two ring fingers.
Silas: How does affect her driving?
Ignacio: It’s just a fun fact.
Weeds Season 6 Episode 5 : “Boomerang” Quotes
Boomerang Quotes
Shane: This is Shawn. You must be old if you’re not texting. So leave a message, Mom.
Weeds Season 6 Episode 4 : “Bliss” Quotes
Bliss Quotes
Cesar: Cut off one of his balls.
Doug: No! That’s horrible. Don’t do that!
Ignacio: I don’t want to touch his balls.
Cesar: Fine, I’ll do it.
Ignacio: Huh, that’s kind of weird, Cesar.
Weeds Season 6 Episode 3 : “A Yippity Sippity” Quotes
A Yippity Sippity Quotes
Silas Botwin: Normal Newmans from normal town. You really believe we could keep this up for any serious amount of time?
Nancy Botwin: This is who we are now. This is us.
Silas Botwin: …
Weeds Season 6 Episode 2 : “Felling and Swamping” Quotes
Felling and Swamping Quotes
Andy: So, what’s the destination, boss?
Nancy: That’s the third time you’ve asked that.
Andy: Third time’s the charm.
Nancy: North.
Andy: Nance?
Nancy: Right now it’s destination away from where we were.
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Andy: (to Nancy) Are you …
Weeds Season 6 Episode 1 : “Thwack” Quotes
Thwack Quotes
Shane Botwin: Time heals all wounds, well, I guess not all wounds.
